Friday, April 4, 2008

Did You Know?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about John Goodrich!

  1. In his entire life, John Goodrich will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  2. Contrary to popular belief, John Goodrich is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  3. A John Goodrichometer is used to measure John Goodrich.
  4. John Goodrich is the largest of Saturn's moons!
  5. Birds do not sleep in John Goodrich, though they may rest in him from time to time!
  6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing John Goodrich!
  7. If you toss John Goodrich 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  8. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are John Goodrich.
  9. John Goodrich was declared extinct in 1902.
  10. John Goodrichology is the study of John Goodrich.
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And thank God for #6!


The Beast said...

Damn, the first rule of John Goodrichology is "don't tell John Goodrich." Somebody's going to get in trouble at the next meeting.

John Goodrich said...

My informants say that Simon is surprisingly talkative when plied with Pirate Booty.